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January
SEXUAL MANIPULATOR
Do it. Do it. Do
it!!!!
1 1/2 oz dark rum
1/2 oz dark creme de cacao
4 oz hot chocolate
2 oz heavy cream
Pour
rum, creme de cacao and hot chocolate into an irish coffee glass (not to be confused w/ scottish ones!). Pour cream carefully
over the back of a teaspoon so that it floats on top of the drink. That second step is crucial to all you drink fanatics,
since we all know it will taste different if the cream is not floating on top!
February
STALLION'S MORNING DEW
Oh come on, it's named after a stallion, and it has the word dew in it. Don't you think it
is worthy of drinking? I recommend that you give this drink to the ladies. They'll love it so much, they will join your
harem. I don't know about you, but this drink just makes me want to run through the valleys of the mountains.
3
oz Mello Yello
3 oz Blue Maui
1 oz tequila
1/2 oz lemon juice
1/3 oz grenadine
Combine in a glass
and place your hand over it
gently shake...never stir. Allow to settle out and enjoy the colors
March
BRAIN SHARER
Adeptly named after the one who appears to share my brain. Personally, I feel that is a bit scary,
given that I don't really have much to share. My memory section is shot to hell and I'm not sure if I ever had that mathmatical
section. Thank god Priscilla got those parts, at least she can help me out. She got the organizational skills part too.
Hey wait a minute! What exactly does that leave me with? Oh yea.... I got stuck with the section that runs the motor mouth.
We need a lobotomy. Oh yea... I almost forgot, imagine that, this is a team drink. Meaning there needs to be at least two
of you.
2 oz vodka
2 lemon wedges
2 packets sugar
Divide vodka into 2 shot glasses. Lick favorite body
part of person standing next to you. Pour sugar on wet area. Hold lemon wedge in teeth, rind side in. Drink shot, lick
sugar, suck lemon of teammate. Ok, this one is a little sticky, but I recommend. You can try it alone, but somehow it doesn't
seem to have the same affect. For those of you schooled in the arena of drinking, you may be thinking this sounds suspiciously
like a body shot... you are wrong. A body shot requires tequila, salt, and a lemon.
April
KURANT'S TONGUE RING
This is my favorite late night dring. Mmmmmm, makes your lips pucker and your mouth water.
What more could you ask for? Me, I would want nothing more, except maybe that tongue ring....
1 oz Watermelon Pucker
1 oz Absolute Vodka
Combine ingredients in glass, and suck it down. This one will give you a chill down your spine.
Not a drink for the weak of heart.
May
BRAZEN HUSSY
In honor of me...the birthday girl. I am what I drink.
1 oz vodka
1 oz Cointreau or triple sec
1/2 oz lemon juice
Combine all ingredients in a ice-filled coctail shaker
and stain into an ice filled glass. Don't I taste yummy? Lol.
June
SLIGHTLY INSANE
20 Years in the nuthouse is enough to make anybody want to drink. Thank god I had a bodyguard.
Yep, you guessed it, he's Insane. Kisses to you baby, I don't know where I would be without you. Ok, I do know... but that's
not the point.
Ingredients to be determined
July
BITCHY BARKING TURTLE
It barks, it bitches, it makes you want to crawl into your shell. Sounds a bit frightening,
but it tastes delicious. Don't drink too many of these things. It may make you psycho or just severely emotional.
1
oz butterscotch schnapps
1 oz Kahlua
2 oz milk
1/2 oz vodka
Mix all ingredients in ice filled glass. The
measurements on this may be a little off. So feel free to improvise.
August
COOLERS
It's summer, it's hot... we need coolers! My brain is fried from this Arizona sun. You choose your poison,
I'll just tell you how to make it.
2 oz alcoholic beverage of your choice (I wouldn't recommend beer)
4 oz lemon-lime
soda
1 lemon wedge
Pour liquor and soda into a highball glass filled w/ ice. Stir well. (I finally chose something
w/out that pesky shaker.) Garnish with lemon wedge. For red or white wine coolers, use 4 oz wine to 2 oz of soda.
September
BEER
Yea, I know... it's lame. But it's football season, beer is a requirement.
I don't have a recipe
for this, so get off your ass and go buy it at the store. I recommend Corona, Fosters, or Molson Canadian. That last beer
comes highly recommended by Insane, I met him at the funny farm. He's crazy, I don't even need to say anymore about that.
October
POT
Also known as weed, marijuana, mary-jane, etc. I am aware that this is not an alcoholic beverage, but it would
be unfair of me to exclude all my dope loving friends.
Roll it, use the bong, whatever.... personally, if I weren't
so innocent, I'd go the way of baked in brownies. But I'm an alcoholic, not an alcopotic....so use your own judgement. Kiss.
November
KITCHEN CLICK
The men, the myth, the legend... Who would have thought that men could hold so much power in
the kitchen. Ladies, take off those aprons that fall Jusbelodaknee and roll out the Kegz, because the boys are RappedNReady
(kiss). Now what woman in a sane state of mind wouldn't want that? Wink, wink. Incidently, this is one of those flexible
drinks where more ingredients may be added. I have to tell you though, the original recipe will always taste the best.
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1/2 oz Creme de Cacao
1/2 oz Creme de Almond
2
oz milk or cream
1 cherry
Mix all ingredients in an ice filled glass. Girls if you can't find a stir stick, I'm
sure one of our KC boys would be happy to stir it with thier stick. Garnish with cherry, as if any of you naughty women still
had one.
Visit the Kitchen Click site.
December
BLUE EYED PAVLOV
A personal favorite of mine. I can list the ingredients on one hand... 1, 2, THREE, 4. I always
liked to drink in the windy city. I don't think a better cocktail can be made anywhere else in the world. Ok maybe Los Angeles,
or Las Vegas, or Aruba..... The best thing about this drink is you can always add more ingredients, and it still tastes great.
A helpful hint: the third ingredient is what brings
all the flavor to the drink.
1 oz blue
curaco
2 oz pineapple juice
1 1/2 oz vodka
1 cherry
Combine liquids in ice filled glass. Stir. Garnish with
cherry. While all parts of this drink are equally important, the vodka really gives it the zing it needs. Don't leave it
out. Did I say the vodka was important? I forgot....
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